Long Lost Loves

Today I rediscovered two amazing things that had been missing in my life—and I didn’t even know it:

  1. Fabric softener: I grabbed one of the three bottles of detergent that we have in our cupboard today and threw in a load of wash. After pulling the clothes out and being amazed at how soft they were, I double-checked and discovered that the bottle of “detergent” was actually fabric softener. I didn’t even know we had it! Awesome!
  2. I’m in love with a man. His name is Dr. Scholl’s. I had forgotten how amazing his shoe inserts are. I saw them at Walmart tonight and realized how amazing they would be in my worn-out Sketchers. Awesome!