Bowl of Awesome

I’m not sure what came over me today, but it was strange. I actually cooked a bunch of food. I mean, it’s nothing new—I’ve done it before. But these occasions are few and far between.

Anyways, here is my latest recipe:

Step 1

Put can of Campbell’s Roadhouse Chili in bowl.

Step 2

Add a bunch of rice.

Step 3

Add a bunch of pasta.

Step 4

Mix everything together.

Step 5

Add two cooked hamburgers.

Step 6

Mix everything again.

Step 7

Enjoy your bowl of awesome!

If I could license recipes, I’d put this under an open-source license. You are free to use it, share it, add, subtract, multiply, divide, etc. If you do use the recipe and find it helpful, feel free to send me a couple bucks. Caffiene ain’t free.