A Fair Warning To You All

If I see you driving down my street with a blown out front tire and then parking along the curb at 3am, I *will* stop and ask you if you need help. If you ask me for pot, you will make me suspicious. If you are obviously high, you will make me more suspicious. If you then ask me for a cigarette, I will tell you that I will go get you one and I will go back to my house and then call the police. After this, an officer will arrive on the scene and find that you have left your vehicle. They will then hear you yelling and screaming in your house. This causes them to call for backup which results in 8-10 officers pulling up who want to meet you (and possibly shake your hand). They will then bust down your door and arrest you when you don’t let them in.

Don’t try and tell me you haven’t been warned.